Did You See Jupiter?

It’s Groundhog Day, which you could half-heartedly acknowledge and wave away or take a moment to recognize the many wonders of. Think about it: ridiculous rodents yawning awake to the kind of fanfare only ridiculous humans could make a ritual…town officials in top hats, band fanatics heaving through their freshly buffed tubas, local weathermen crafting 6 o’clock ledes they can’t believe they not only have to write but also deliver, on television, to an audience that for reasons ununderstood and almost never discussed actually kind of does care about the shadow of an animal who might as well not even exist every other day of the year.